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p.s. sau asa:

What you gonna do with your man there?
You’re always gonna have problems
lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently the best thing to do is
cut the corpse up into six pieces
and pile it all together.

After you got six pieces you gotta
get rid of ‘em, of course you can’t
just leave it in the deep freeze for
your mum to discover, can ya?

And then I hear the best thing to do
is feed ‘em to pigs. You gotta starve
the pigs for a few days, then the
sight of a chopped up body looks
like curry to a drunk. You gotta
shave the heads of your victims and
pull the teeth out, you could do
that after of course, but you don’t
want to go sieving pig shit do you?
Ever seen the size of one of their
molars? ·

They go through bone like i t ‘ s butter.
You gotta have a few pigs though you
need about sixteen they will go
through a body that weighs two hundred
pounds in about eight minutes that
means that a single pig can consume
two pounds of uncooked flesh every
minute. . .

Hence the expression greedy as a
pig.
(Snatch)

p.s. dedicated to the greadiest and the most filthy pig in the world. may he eats his own corpse.